February 2011
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Aye baby I got the potion
Take a sip of this and put yo back in motion
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January 2011
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oh my lawd
my boss did the “bye, bye, bye” dance earlier and now he’s singing lady marmalade.
dying.
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Pittsburgh public pools must be made 98% chlorine. I wonder how many times I’ll have to shower to smell like a human again.
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Underwater photography
Is my calling~*
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underwater photoshootin' today
this better go well.
I’m pretty terrified to submerge my camera in water. I know it’s crappy and I can’t even shoot above 400 iso with the thing, but it’s been my wingman for four years now.
I have advice for you little xti:
DON’T GET WET, BITCH.
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this is my new twitter. i’m losing my fucking mind
1:56 PM Jan 21st
– Billie Joe Armstrong (BJAofficial) on Twitter
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bummin' so hard
that feeling you get when someone you respect and admire exponentially turns out to be a total asshole? More than disappointment.
Wine and my couch and a movie sounds pretty good. come entertain me.
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This is the revolution of people of all walks of life,” read black...
– Chaos engulfs Cairo as Mubarak points to successor -
When people type "q" as a replacement for "g". No....
hoyitsannbur:
joannabanananana:
It looks so stupid. Like, omq. OH-EM-CUE. The fuck does that mean? Oh my queef?
yes, i say OH MY QUEEF all the time.
hahahaha oh my queef. brb dying.
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This is our job.
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that awkward moment at work
when Ian is sending me photos of Llamas and Alpacas and my co-worker calls me a “slore” (slut/whore)
fun times.
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Ian: Holy shit, Vince's grandma made 72 pounds of sausage this morning!
Me: She obviously knows how much her grandson likes da meat.
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It's 8 am
on a Saturday
I’m still drunk
Why am I up
oh
so I can face screaming steelers fans in the strip district
my life
my choices.
gawd.
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Before I moved to college, I was naked all the time. Like. All the time.
– Ian (via martzart)
cassica asked: I responded to your fb message a few days ago and I have YET to see a reply missssss~ <3
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That awkward moment when
you’re in an awful mood, breuggers free wifi isn’t free, and really obnoxious people sit at the table next to you when there are empty tables everywhere else.
Today is going to be great…
elisaalexis replied to your photo: Do I look amused? Because I am in such a good…
pink blazer?! where??? :)
:) A thrift store from home! I think it was actually called, “God’s Way Thrift Store” or something along those lines hahaha.
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get me the fuck out of here.